(A rant done for all those people who got shattered this valentines)
What has the world come to? Kids in Kindy and year 1 are swearing like Ramsey nowadays. Shows and movies have more sexual references, and swearing and violence, yet the rating get more and more lenient. Youd be surprised to see whats still G…and dont get me started on PG.
But seriously, stupid media has screwed up the minds of the people. Everyone wants their lives to go like a movie – at least their love lives anyway…
I mean people in high schools are freaking love obbsessed. Seriously, the ‘Truth’ in truth or dare, is now always: ‘who do you like?’ or ‘whos the hottest in the grade’ or ‘name your top 5.’ What the hell. I dont have a freaking top 5!!!! And the reaction to that is always: aww everyone has a top 5…(B**ches: excuse me for not sitting there wasting my time figuring out who i lik most of the random chicks i never talk to)
I mean, you wouldnt belive the looks i get when i say Ive never liked someone. Jeez, is that so hard to believe.I a freaking 14 year old. I cant have s*x, whats there to look forward to?! Joking, (you wouldnt belive the looks i get when i say THAT)
I mean, cmon, how plausible are movies anyway. I will generalize and break down any romance drama. Somebody likes someone that doesn’t like them. E.g. Guy likes girl who doesn’t like ‘this type of guy’ or a chick likes a guy who has a bitchy girlfriend. Anyway, in some UNEXPECTED sequence of events, the guy ditches his current love, and runs over the new one – or the guy convinces the chick to like him over some crazy romantic gesture that in real life would get you nowhere. I mean, the things people are doing because it works in the movies…
In real life, that shit dont work. In real life: love at first sight – is just having a boner and the guts to ask out someone who you’ve never talked to. Seriously, looking at someone whos personality you can only guess, then claiming she is your new undenying love? Wth.
I will beat down any guy who tells me theyre willing to do something stupid for one or both of the following:
(1) I love her (and barely know her) and she has made it abundantly clear she doesn’t feel the same way. I know i can make her like me -wth- [Thats right all you high school lover boys. That shit dont work - ever.]
(2) It worked in the movies
(3) Dude, leave me alone – its love -I have to do this… (dumbass – sure you do)
Also, i will shoot down anyone, who lives by this line: if hes mean to you – he likes you. What-The-@#$% . NOO. That is not true at all. I mean to everybody, wtf is that supposed to mean. The person who first said that was thinking: some people are too shy to talk to the one they like, so they make small jokes, and see this as the only contact they can make. But along comes hollywood and makes people think that the first person that comes up to you and starts swearing and makes it clear in all ways he hates you – secretly likes you. I mean there IS a difference between
‘If he hates you, he likes you’
and
‘If he likes you, he pretends to hate you’
This doesnt not mean everyone who insults you is in love with you. Jeez. I mean the way people look at it now – its like comparing a small, friendly nudge on the arm, to an all out punch to the face (or a kick in the crotch – but i digress) But seriously, how can you still think a guy likes you after he calls you a b**ch, and telling you the closest he’ll come to liking you is when your not there. (yeah, i did that – people are that useless and they still don’t learn – lol)
But teenagers really do have problems assessing the situation when it comes to this sort of thing. I mean, a girl can have three or four guys lined up for her approval, they like her so much, and one guy hates this girl and lets her know it full well; so instead of choosing the guys that like her – this idiot thinks to herself – wow – this guy hates me: that is so HOT!!! And guys do this too. Where are these people – gonna B**ch slap some sense into them!!!!!
Anyway – i reckon valentines is a stupid idea altogether. I mean if a guy gives you a rose on valentine – meh – (what a surprise) expectations have risen mate. Give your girlfriend a rose on some random day of the year and the reaction is – OMG you shouldnt have. I think valentines was invented cos guys kept forgetting to give their girlfriends something, but then chicks got suspicious when they all get roses on the same day…
And for once, a rant by me has a moral
(1) Movies stay in movies, they dont work anywhere else
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(with a quote from Rove)
(for more on this topic, scroll down and read, Highschool Celebrites. Another rant by me )
