Here are a few lines that either mean something or are funny. You can say them out loud, put them on your msn, heck, i just want a reason to put these on the internet.

PS i didn’t make most of these up – just in case….

 

 

Funny:

• I love your face I love your eyes-damn I’m good at telling lies
• Had I known that I was already dead, I would have mourned my loss of life.
• Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you’ll be disconnected!
• An answer to that nagging question…………… I let the dogs out!
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• We both know I’m the best, that’s why you never tell me
• I am so smart, I am so smart, D-U-M-B I am so……..SHIT!!!!!
• Finding a life partner is like trying to find a cubicle – All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit
• Due to the lack of funding, the light at the end of the tunnel was switched off
• Roses are red; violets are blue, when god gave out brains, where the hell were you?
• The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the hole in the doughnut.
• I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
• The world turned its back on my, so i figured it easier to get things done when no ones looking
• The Punishment for Attempted Suicide is Death
• Im in Shape!!! — round is a shape dumbass
• What not to say to a cop: Hey thanks officer, the cop yesterday only gave me a warning too
• Studies prove that marriage is the #1 reason of divorce – All divorces start with marriage

 

Sad/Meaningful:

 

• I hate it when youve had a nightmare, and then you wake up to something worse
• Bruises that cannot be seen, always hurt the most
• Some of us think holding on makes us strong-but sometimes its letting go…
• I’ll write your name on a bullet so everyone will know you were the last thing to go through my mind
• If your dying, and the one thing that can save your life is also the one thing that will make life unlivable, what would you do?
• Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of dear – Not absence of fear
• You are not finished when you LOOSE. You are finished when you QUIT
• The world turned its back on me, so i turned my back on the worlds back