Everyone knows the latest gossip about the celebs in Hollywood. Its in magazines and TV, about the completely normal things they do, and they get millons out of this. They make millions out of nothing!!! But of course, we’d never do things like that, would we?

If you said no you wouldnt, your probably lying.

We may not make millions but we do however gossip over nothing. If you think about it (sorry if you you go to a single sex school, cos then u probably cant relate) but if you think about your highschool, then your probably doing this almost everyday. Cos if your school is anything like mine, (and i know for a fact, some of them are) then the majority of your grade will be gossiping about the couples and ‘who likes who’ and shit like that. Everyone makes so big a deal about if you ‘like’ someone that now its pretty much an impossible task to keep a secret related to the topic. Once you tell someone, everyone knows. And then now that the person you like is eventually gonna find out, you figure you might as well ask them out, so if your brave (*or stupid) you do that. Everyone will find this interesting so you might as well hurry up before the crowd gets too big (assuming you didnt take the less brave less stupid less ‘romatntic’ way out and ask over msn). Whether you did or not dosnt matter, cos everyone will somehow know the answer soon enough. If they say yes, then youll probably end up doing, well, NOTHING, and break up after one or two weeks. I know that at my school, this has happened so many times, and not many lasted more than a month.(one or two actually lasted a little while. One or two out of maybe friggen fifty!!!) And say you were lucky an they said ‘no,’ then everyone will make a big deal, and for the next few MONTHS, people will say ‘oh, sorry it didnt work out’ or ‘hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, suck that ugly’ but you get the point, they wont let you forget it. In my school, once, the rejected was so sad, she litrally cried all night, whilst eating ice cream. Watching too many movies my friend… But to me, highschool (at least before year 10, or 9 even, when realitionships start to get serious) looks kinda like a mini hollywood, or a live action celebrity magazine.

Or of your not convinced its like mini hollywood, try TV dramas. I cant exactly put examples without being sued, but think about it. You know it works.