Very Quick Rant

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Watch this. And just… watch it. I’m not going to even bother to rant on this, please vent your anger using the comments box.

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i hate this ad – boojay direct

Now on TV they play a cut one, with her only talking about Budget Direct.

First off, what the hell is the point of some fake French girl talking about Budget Direct? She has the most exaggerated French accent ever, reminding me of a friend. “Mobeele, dollah and the finale Boojay.” Every freaking time the ad comes on and she says “Boojay”, it makes me want to grab a baugette and smash her face with it.

Also 50 – 60 year old Aussie man with a 20 -30 year old French girl. Hmm… now unless they are family that is weird. (Actually if they were family it would be even weirder.)

There has to be better ways to sell car insurance, having someone say French your company name? Nope.

I Hate This Ad – Foxtel EOFYS

Anyone seen it? Yes, no? Heres the ad on Youtube to jog your memory:

This one is the extended version. They play mainly the edited on TV.

I hate this ad. End of Financial Year Sale is what EOFYS is… and yet even though I know what it means/stands for everyday I watch the ad on TV I go: “WTF is EOFYS?”. The idea is good I guess… but done before:

Although this one is much more entertaining.

Back to the EOFYS one… why the hell do you have Christmas decorations for “EOFYS” (Which by the way sounds Greek) It would’ve been better if they made special decorations just for the ad. But the main reason I hate this ad is because of its musical theme. And you’re thinking “Why do you like the Amazon one? Huh?”.

Well I like that one because, its funny and doesn’t evolve a family bursting into dance with the Foxtel guy showing at your door in the middle of the night, along with 50 other dancers that are supposed to be your neighbors. Also what would the name of the carols you sing on EOFYS? (Help me out here… my brain is dieing right now.)

Happy Eofys everyone.

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Hear Me Rant has been put nder the Weapons of Mass Stupidity network. Weapons Of Mass Stupidity (WOMS) is run by the same two guys, Albert and  Andrew, but now with a few friends. See on
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Quick Rants – Convicted Robber

This is the first of my quick rants, it’s been awhile… anyway I just watched the news and I saw a story where a family of a stabbing victim wanted her stabber/robber to be convicted for life. But the judge didn’t… now the reason for this is absolutely stupid.

The judge said the robber/stabber “didn’t intend” to kill her. What The Fudge. She was stabbed THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES, OH MY GOD. It would be like:
*stab stab stab* Oh crap… *stab* I didn’t… *stab* mean to… *stab* And so on…

The End.

The Obsession of Celebrities

Everyday in the news, in magazines and so forth we always see or hear about the news of people getting a picture or video of a celebrity doing something. Most of the time, that something is completely normal yet people still read about it.

EVERYDAY pretty much we get a “celebrity sighting”, this is why magazines stay alive. Wait so being famous and getting watched/seen by millions over the world is not enough we gotta get pictures and videos of them doing normal things. I mean I have seen countless videos and pictures on the news on a celebrity that has entered a house, left a house, entered a car, left a car, sitting down, having a rest, alot of normal things that we do. WTF, yeah everyday people do those things but you don’t get hounded by random people holding cameras wanting to make a quick buck. But if you are a celebrity doing normal things ISN’T NORMAL? Then they put those stories in the news, videos or pictures of reporting sightings of celebrities. THEY BELONG IN THOSE TRASHY MAGAZINES THAT ONLY LAZY B**CHES READ, not alongside a news bulletin where 100 people died in a tragic bomb explosion.

I mean just today the recent baby of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been madly chased ever sinced they arrived in Australia (I know this thanks to EVERY FREAKING NEWS CHANNEL), and they had a video of Nicole holding the baby, it lasted about 2 or 3 seconds with like a glimpse of the baby for a second, Channel NIne slow-moed it so that we can see it… WTF ITS A FREAKING BABY LET IT BE! I mean okay, I understand these people go for it for the money but seriously this is just desperate, 1 second of baby part of a 3 second video right.

Now back to those normal moments I mentioned before, celebrities lieing down or sitting down drinking at a cafe. People take a photo of it and magazines buy them to place them in their articles, but wait THERE IS NO STORY, “So and so was CAUGHT at a cafe DRINKING”. NO SHIT, writers take photos of normal situations and somehow write something that b**ches about them, like a model drinking a milkshake or some shit I dunno.

And i hate how everyone loves these dumbasses, yet they drive into trees, take drugs and kill themselves. Why are these people our supposed role models? I mean– THEY LIE INFRONT OF CAMERAS!!!! WOW!!! OMG!!! We idolise these idiots insdead of the cops and firemen that risk their lives for us. Wed rather love and adore these idiots rather than congratulate a man/woman who’s just undertook years of study and preperation just to be able to save a sick person.

I think, sometimes, the only people dumber than wild celebrities, are people that idolise them…

Butt-tastic Blog

It was… some day in Maths class, Albert and I sit next to each other as usual, and we were doing our work (wait what?) when we saw a page in the Maths textbook.

It was about a man named Alfred Butts who made the game Scrabble. Albert said straightaway, “You know how people name board games after their names?” (They do?) I said “Then it would be, Buttble or Scrabutt.”

That point in time has to go down in history… or a blog. From then on we started naming other board games after Mr Alfred Butts, for some reason. So here is the MASTER LIST!!:

• Scrabutt or Buttble
• Mouse Butt or Butt Trap
• Buttnoply or Monopobutt
• Buttionary or Pictionbutt
• Guess Butt or Butt Who
• Butteration or Operabutt
• Buttreka or Picturabutt
• Find a butt or Butt a word
• Crossbutt or Buttword
• Battlebutt or Buttship
• —->> Trivial Butt or BUTT PURSUIT <<—-
• Chinese Butt or Butt Checkers
• Black Butt, or, Butt jack

There was probably more, but I forget… so then we started moving on to other things, like fast food outlets, movies and TV shows:

• McButt or ButtDonalds
• Hungry Butts or Butt Jacks
• Butt King or Burger Butt
• Red Butt or Butt Rooster
• —-> Kentucky Fried Butt or Butt Fried Chicken or Butt Fried Butt or Kentucky Butt Butt <—-
• I Am Butt or Butt Am Legend or I Butt Legend
• Two and a Half Butts
• Big Butt
• Good News Butt or Good Butt Week or Butt News Week
• Superbutt
• Butt Movie
• Epic Butt
• Scary Butt (2, 3 , 4)
• The Inconvenient Butt
• The 40-Year Old Butt
• Buttman
• Get Butt or Butt Smart
• Butt Fu Panda or Kung Fu Butt or Kung Butt Panda
• Ironbutt or Buttman (again)
• The Butt After Tomorrow or The Day After Butt
• Dude wheres my butt, or, Dude butt my car
• Harry potter and….
• the philosephers butt
• the but of secrets or chamber of butts
• the butt of azkaban or the prisoner of butts
• the goblet of butt, or the butt of fire
• the butt of the phoenix, or the order of the butt
• The half butt prince or the half blood butt
• The deathly butt 

This is the list so far, if you would like to add more comment it!

TV Ads

The Keno ad’s idea is that with Keno its always fun and unpredictable, with many situations where a person dressed in a large ball (a part of the game Keno) (the ball) saves the day. One of the situations was guy who bought food and drinks… AND didn’t have the money to pay for it! So the Keno ball guy pays for it.

Now first of all… WHY THE HELL would you buy food KNOWING that you don’t have the money to pay for it. If anyone responds to this by saying “Oh, its just an ad.”, I will explode. There are some stupid things in ads that are shown but this is just completely RETARDED. That ad had to have good actors, I mean the waiter came over with a tray full of drinks and food, the guy looks happy but then… Ohhh… he starts patting down his body for a WALLET (WTF) and starts making a “Oh God… I forgot about that” FACE.

Now there is an ad for Vegeta food stock or something, where a “real chef” starts promoting the product. He starts going on about all this crap about how good it is as usual, until he said “Flavour is the most important part of food.”

NO SHIT DUMB ASS, gawd I wonder where that idea came from, obviously the way he said it though is like he was saying the most insightful and intelligent words in the history of man (or food). No mate, that was completely stupid.