Now, i’ve mentioned something about news headlines getting desperate, but what i didn’t know at the time was how much people love these bullshit reports. On the ABC site, i was reading news headlines, and under Most Popular, was a headline titled: Gay Penguin Has Change Of Heart. What the @#$% is that?? Freaking hell, the report was about a couple of gay penguins who had been together for 5 years, apparantly breaking up cos one of em ‘nested with widow neighbur.’ But listen to what the comments are about ‘Linda,’ the female penguin who ruined the happiness:
The development has sparked a variety of reactions in the blogosphere, where Linda has been called a “home wrecker” who “lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt”.
What the hell??? They’re PENGUINS, not frigging desperate housewives! But listen to peoples comments on the abandoned gay penguin, Pepper.
John, writing on The Frigging Loon blog, said he was “heartbroken” about the split and that he hopes Pepper “finds another male penguin that is 10 times hotter than Harry!”.
Now seriously, what the hell is happening to news? A bomb just went of in a mall – 9 were killed, and ABC is talking about a gay penguin. Now I know bullshit articles will appear from time to time, but what the hell was this doing under Most Popular?
Quotes from article on: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/19/2629864.htm
