Posts Tagged ‘celebrites

14
Aug
08

Highschool Celebrities

Everyone knows the latest gossip about the celebs in Hollywood. Its in magazines and TV, about the completely normal things they do, and they get millons out of this. They make millions out of nothing!!! But of course, we’d never do things like that, would we?

If you said no you wouldnt, your probably lying.

We may not make millions but we do however gossip over nothing. If you think about it (sorry if you you go to a single sex school, cos then u probably cant relate) but if you think about your highschool, then your probably doing this almost everyday. Cos if your school is anything like mine, (and i know for a fact, some of them are) then the majority of your grade will be gossiping about the couples and ‘who likes who’ and shit like that. Everyone makes so big a deal about if you ‘like’ someone that now its pretty much an impossible task to keep a secret related to the topic. Once you tell someone, everyone knows. And then now that the person you like is eventually gonna find out, you figure you might as well ask them out, so if your brave (*or stupid) you do that. Everyone will find this interesting so you might as well hurry up before the crowd gets too big (assuming you didnt take the less brave less stupid less ‘romatntic’ way out and ask over msn). Whether you did or not dosnt matter, cos everyone will somehow know the answer soon enough. If they say yes, then youll probably end up doing, well, NOTHING, and break up after one or two weeks. I know that at my school, this has happened so many times, and not many lasted more than a month.(one or two actually lasted a little while. One or two out of maybe friggen fifty!!!) And say you were lucky an they said ‘no,’ then everyone will make a big deal, and for the next few MONTHS, people will say ‘oh, sorry it didnt work out’ or ‘hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, suck that ugly’ but you get the point, they wont let you forget it. In my school, once, the rejected was so sad, she litrally cried all night, whilst eating ice cream. Watching too many movies my friend… But to me, highschool (at least before year 10, or 9 even, when realitionships start to get serious) looks kinda like a mini hollywood, or a live action celebrity magazine.

Or of your not convinced its like mini hollywood, try TV dramas. I cant exactly put examples without being sued, but think about it. You know it works.

08
Aug
08

The Obsession of Celebrities

Everyday in the news, in magazines and so forth we always see or hear about the news of people getting a picture or video of a celebrity doing something. Most of the time, that something is completely normal yet people still read about it.

EVERYDAY pretty much we get a “celebrity sighting”, this is why magazines stay alive. Wait so being famous and getting watched/seen by millions over the world is not enough we gotta get pictures and videos of them doing normal things. I mean I have seen countless videos and pictures on the news on a celebrity that has entered a house, left a house, entered a car, left a car, sitting down, having a rest, alot of normal things that we do. WTF, yeah everyday people do those things but you don’t get hounded by random people holding cameras wanting to make a quick buck. But if you are a celebrity doing normal things ISN’T NORMAL? Then they put those stories in the news, videos or pictures of reporting sightings of celebrities. THEY BELONG IN THOSE TRASHY MAGAZINES THAT ONLY LAZY B**CHES READ, not alongside a news bulletin where 100 people died in a tragic bomb explosion.

I mean just today the recent baby of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been madly chased ever sinced they arrived in Australia (I know this thanks to EVERY FREAKING NEWS CHANNEL), and they had a video of Nicole holding the baby, it lasted about 2 or 3 seconds with like a glimpse of the baby for a second, Channel NIne slow-moed it so that we can see it… WTF ITS A FREAKING BABY LET IT BE! I mean okay, I understand these people go for it for the money but seriously this is just desperate, 1 second of baby part of a 3 second video right.

Now back to those normal moments I mentioned before, celebrities lieing down or sitting down drinking at a cafe. People take a photo of it and magazines buy them to place them in their articles, but wait THERE IS NO STORY, “So and so was CAUGHT at a cafe DRINKING”. NO SHIT, writers take photos of normal situations and somehow write something that b**ches about them, like a model drinking a milkshake or some shit I dunno.

And i hate how everyone loves these dumbasses, yet they drive into trees, take drugs and kill themselves. Why are these people our supposed role models? I mean– THEY LIE INFRONT OF CAMERAS!!!! WOW!!! OMG!!! We idolise these idiots insdead of the cops and firemen that risk their lives for us. Wed rather love and adore these idiots rather than congratulate a man/woman who’s just undertook years of study and preperation just to be able to save a sick person.

I think, sometimes, the only people dumber than wild celebrities, are people that idolise them…




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