We all have things we hate – foods, smells, me…
But sometimes what you really hate is other people. They state the obvious, the state the obviously incorrect, and their just really, really annoying.
I hate it :
when your crying, clearly in pain, and People ask, omg are you alright? NO! IM CRYING IN AGONY COS IM FINE DUMBASS!!!!
When your sad, you’d prefer to be left alone, but these nosey people keep coming and asking what happened. You tell them. Then all they say is: I know how you feel… and they pat u on the back. I fail to see how that helps me… ok they know how I feel people! Its gonna be alright!!! WTF
When people say its always the last place to look. NO KIDDING. I know you’ve heard this before but I cant stress this enough! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AFTER YOU’VE FOUND SOMETHING!!!
When people choose to go look around the entire house for the remote cos they refuse to go to the TV and press the buttons manually.
When the truth is harder to believe then the lie. Cos people believe what they want to hear. This is a true story: Im eating my sandwich on a bench, right? Then, some guy eating chicken decides to toss, but doesnt want to get caught, so he waits until the teacher turns around. Then he throws the bone as hard as he can, but not high enough, it his my in the eye, and my eyelid starts to bleed. It didn’t hurt, it wasn’t deep, but it was noticeable, very noticeable. Wtf was I gonna tell my parents-some asshole hit me in the face with a CHICKEN BONE-thatll work. As im on the bus home i remember we did basketball that day for PE and I had been hit in the face. So I said that was the cause of the cut. It worked. Cant believe it though…
When people in the cinema, yell out did u see that!! After something cool happened-NO ASSHOLE I PAID TO COME HERE AND LOOK AT THE FLOOR. And speaking of movies, I hate it when people have seen it before and tell everyone what happened. WHY CANT WE SUE THESE PEOPLE!!!
Dumb people. Sorry, but it is extremely offensive when someone your insulting dosent get the joke. Specially when your alone, cos you’re the one who has to explain it and by then its not funny. Its even worse when it’s a very bad joke. Like today some idiot comes up to me and tells me to say fat china quickly. The joke was old and predictable. So I tell him, “ok, say, @#$% OFF” really slowly. And he does it. He sits there saying it over and over and not understanding. So to test it, I tell him that if you say orange, 26 time quickly enough, it sounds like gullible. The poor idiot sat there saying and counting, over and over. Its people like this that kill all funny jokes. Face it, sitting down and explaining it kills the joke all together.
I hate people who string several random swear words together and expect it to be insulting. I mean, im yet to figure out how to @#$% up… let alone find out what a d**k c**t is…
I hate ot when dumb people try to pull a really old overused prank/trick on you. Smell the cheese? But kudos to those dumbasses that screw up a joke that is that stupid. Like we all know the joke “whats the capital of tailand? BANGCOK!! And bam, there goes your fertitlity. But alas, a group of poor idiots in my old school when around asking what the capital of china was. I dont know what wouldve been worse: Getting smashed in the groin by a big guy or getting punched in the face by a giant sized idiot for attempting to tell him what and where Bejing is?
I hate people who go to hungry jacks (which almost always has drinks with free refills) and pay extra for a large drinks. What freaking dumbasses. Just buy a small for less, and refill it again and again. Fags. Whats the matter? DOnt wanna loose weight by getting up and walking a few steps. I mean, nothing against those who order to take away, but some people pay for a large, and sit right next to the @#$%ing refill thing!!!!
I hate it when people try to ‘act natural’ on tape, but they end up looking more fake then ever. though i cant exactly say i hate this, cos it is very fuinny to watch….
Combovers. Its like they think were stupid. WE KNOW YOUR BALD MATE.You have to realize this. A couple strands of hair is doin little (coff nothing)to cover your bald head. Face it- We know, you know -the end
When people are asked, ‘Guess what?’, and the answer they get back is ‘what?’ THATS NOT A GUESS FATASS!!!!!
Theres a lot more things I hate about people, but right now I cant think of any, but, the question is… what do u hate about people?
[Lst Updated on: 19/1/09 ]
