What has the World come to? Prt 3

(A rant done for all those people who got shattered this valentines)

What has the world come to? Kids in Kindy and year 1 are swearing like Ramsey nowadays. Shows and movies have more sexual references, and swearing and violence, yet the rating get more and more lenient. Youd be surprised to see whats still G…and dont get me started on PG.

But seriously, stupid media has screwed up the minds of the people. Everyone wants their lives to go like a movie – at least their love lives anyway…

I mean people in high schools are freaking love obbsessed. Seriously, the ‘Truth’ in truth or dare, is now always: ‘who do you like?’ or ‘whos the hottest in the grade’ or ‘name your top 5.’ What the hell. I dont have a freaking top 5!!!! And the reaction to that is always: aww everyone has a top 5…(B**ches: excuse me for not sitting there wasting my time figuring out who i lik most of the random chicks i never talk to)

I mean, cmon, how plausible are movies anyway. I will generalize and break down any romance drama. Person A falls for Person B. Person B is currently going out with someone who is an asshole, but Person B doesn’t know this. Person A reveals this, and through this offends Person B somehow. But not to worry – They fall in love at the end of the movie when Person A does a large romatic speech. I mean, the things people are doing because it works in the movies…

In real life, that shit dont work. In real life: love at first sight – is just having a boner (a term not restricted to guys) and the guts to ask out someone who you’ve never talked to. Seriously, looking at someone whos personality you can only guess, then claiming they are your new undenying love? Wth.

I will beat down anyone who tells me theyre willing to do something stupid for one or both of the following:

(1) I love them (and barely know him/her) and they have made it abundantly clear they don’t feel the same way. I know i can make them like me -wth- [Thats right all you high school lovers. That shit dont work - ever.]

(2) It worked in the movies

(3) Dude, leave me alone – its love -I have to do this…   (dumbass – sure you do)

Also, i will shoot down anyone, who lives by this line: if hes mean to you – he likes you. What-The-@#$% . NOO. That is not true at all. I mean to everybody, wtf is that supposed to mean. The person who first said that was thinking: some people are too shy to talk to the one they like, so they make small jokes, and see this as the only contact they can make. But along comes hollywood and makes people think that the first person that comes up to you and starts swearing and makes it clear in all ways he hates you – secretly likes you.  I mean there IS a difference between

‘If he hates you, he likes you’

and

‘If he likes you, he pretends to hate you’

This doesnt not mean everyone who insults you is in love with you. Jeez. I mean the way people look at it now – its like comparing a small, friendly nudge on the arm, to an all out punch to the face (or a kick in the crotch – but i digress) But seriously, how can you still think a guy likes you after he calls you a stupid b***h, tells you to burn in hell, and makes it clear hes trying to ignore you.
Oh my god, i think he loves you!!! The signs are all there!!!
(P-freaking-S : sarcasm)

I mean if it is true, theyre just trying to get your attention. Now the way to tell the difference – if they like you, they will STOP once they have your attention. If they keep going, then your attention is the last thig on their mind.

But teenagers really do have problems assessing the situation when it comes to this sort of thing. I mean, a girl can have three or four guys lined up for her approval, they like her so much, and one guy hates this girl and lets her know it full well; so instead of choosing the guys that like her – this idiot thinks to herself – wow – this guy hates me: that is so HOT!!! And guys do this too. Where are these people – gonna B**ch slap some sense into them!!!!!

Anyway – i reckon valentines is a stupid idea altogether. Should be called womans day. Chris Rock has pointed out that should a woman come empty handed to a man on Valentines, he gets along with it. Should a man come to a woman empty handed, he is thown of the top of the building. And even if he does bring somehing – say a rose?  – meh – (what a surprise!!) expectations have risen mate. But give your girlfriend a rose on some random day of the year and the reaction is – OMG you shouldnt have. I think valentines was invented cos guys kept forgetting to give their girlfriends something, but then chicks got suspicious when they all get roses on the same day…

And for once, a rant by me has a moral

(1) Movies stay in movies, they dont work anywhere else

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(with a quote from Rove)

(for more on this topic, scroll down and read, Highschool Celebrites. Another rant by me )

Highschool Celebrities

Everyone knows the latest gossip about the celebs in Hollywood. Its in magazines and TV, about the completely normal things they do, and they get millons out of this. They make millions out of nothing!!! But of course, we’d never do things like that, would we?

If you said no you wouldnt, your probably lying.

We may not make millions but we do however gossip over nothing. If you think about it (sorry if you you go to a single sex school, cos then u probably cant relate) but if you think about your highschool, then your probably doing this almost everyday. Cos if your school is anything like mine, (and i know for a fact, some of them are) then the majority of your grade will be gossiping about the couples and ‘who likes who’ and shit like that. Everyone makes so big a deal about if you ‘like’ someone that now its pretty much an impossible task to keep a secret related to the topic. Once you tell someone, everyone knows. And then now that the person you like is eventually gonna find out, you figure you might as well ask them out, so if your brave (*or stupid) you do that. Everyone will find this interesting so you might as well hurry up before the crowd gets too big (assuming you didnt take the less brave less stupid less ‘romatntic’ way out and ask over msn). Whether you did or not dosnt matter, cos everyone will somehow know the answer soon enough. If they say yes, then youll probably end up doing, well, NOTHING, and break up after one or two weeks. I know that at my school, this has happened so many times, and not many lasted more than a month.(one or two actually lasted a little while. One or two out of maybe friggen fifty!!!) And say you were lucky an they said ‘no,’ then everyone will make a big deal, and for the next few MONTHS, people will say ‘oh, sorry it didnt work out’ or ‘hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, suck that ugly’ but you get the point, they wont let you forget it. In my school, once, the rejected was so sad, she litrally cried all night, whilst eating ice cream. Watching too many movies my friend… But to me, highschool (at least before year 10, or 9 even, when realitionships start to get serious) looks kinda like a mini hollywood, or a live action celebrity magazine.

Or of your not convinced its like mini hollywood, try TV dramas. I cant exactly put examples without being sued, but think about it. You know it works.