What has the World come to? Prt 3 (Final)

(A rant done for all those people who got shattered this valentines)

What has the world come to? Kids in Kindy and year 1 are swearing like Ramsey nowadays. Shows and movies have more sexual references, and swearing and violence, yet the rating get more and more lenient. Youd be surprised to see whats still G…and dont get me started on PG.

But seriously, stupid media has screwed up the minds of the people. Everyone wants their lives to go like a movie – at least their love lives anyway…

I mean people in high schools are freaking love obbsessed. Seriously, the ‘Truth’ in truth or dare, is now always: ‘who do you like?’ or ‘whos the hottest in the grade’ or ‘name your top 5.’ What the hell. I dont have a freaking top 5!!!! And the reaction to that is always: aww everyone has a top 5…(B**ches: excuse me for not sitting there wasting my time figuring out who i lik most of the random chicks i never talk to)

I mean, you wouldnt belive the looks i get when i say Ive never liked someone. Jeez,  is that so hard to believe.I a freaking 14 year old. I cant have s*x, whats there to look forward to?! Joking, (you wouldnt belive the looks i get when i say THAT)

I mean, cmon, how plausible are movies anyway. I will generalize and break down any romance drama. Somebody likes someone that doesn’t like them. E.g. Guy likes girl who doesn’t like ‘this type of guy’ or a chick likes a guy who has a bitchy girlfriend. Anyway, in some UNEXPECTED sequence of events, the guy ditches his current love, and runs over the new one – or the guy convinces the chick to like him over some crazy romantic gesture that in real life would get you nowhere. I mean, the things people are doing because it works in the movies…

In real life, that shit dont work. In real life: love at first sight – is just having a boner and the guts to ask out someone who you’ve never talked to. Seriously, looking at someone whos personality you can only guess, then claiming she is your new undenying love? Wth.

I will beat down any guy who tells me theyre willing to do something stupid for one or both of the following:

(1) I love her (and barely know her) and she has made it abundantly clear she doesn’t feel the same way. I know i can make her like me -wth- [Thats right all you high school lover boys. That shit dont work - ever.]

(2) It worked in the movies

(3) Dude, leave me alone – its love -I have to do this…   (dumbass – sure you do)

Also, i will shoot down anyone, who lives by this line: if hes mean to you – he likes you. What-The-@#$% . NOO. That is not true at all. I mean to everybody, wtf is that supposed to mean. The person who first said that was thinking: some people are too shy to talk to the one they like, so they make small jokes, and see this as the only contact they can make. But along comes hollywood and makes people think that the first person that comes up to you and starts swearing and makes it clear in all ways he hates you – secretly likes you.  I mean there IS a difference between

‘If he hates you, he likes you’

and

‘If he likes you, he pretends to hate you’

This doesnt not mean everyone who insults you is in love with you. Jeez. I mean the way people look at it now – its like comparing a small, friendly nudge on the arm, to an all out punch to the face (or a kick in the crotch – but i digress) But seriously, how can you still think a guy likes you after he calls you a stupid b***h, tells you to burn in hell, and makes it clear hes trying to ignore you.
Oh my god, i think he loves you!!! The signs are all there!!!
(P-freaking-S : sarcasm)

But teenagers really do have problems assessing the situation when it comes to this sort of thing. I mean, a girl can have three or four guys lined up for her approval, they like her so much, and one guy hates this girl and lets her know it full well; so instead of choosing the guys that like her – this idiot thinks to herself – wow – this guy hates me: that is so HOT!!! And guys do this too. Where are these people – gonna B**ch slap some sense into them!!!!!

Anyway – i reckon valentines is a stupid idea altogether. Should be called womans day. Chris Rock has pointed out that should a woman come empty handed to a man on Valentines, he gets along with it. Should a man come to a woman empty handed, he is thown of the top of the building. And even if he does bring somehing – say a rose?  – meh – (what a surprise!!) expectations have risen mate. But give your girlfriend a rose on some random day of the year and the reaction is – OMG you shouldnt have. I think valentines was invented cos guys kept forgetting to give their girlfriends something, but then chicks got suspicious when they all get roses on the same day…

And for once, a rant by me has a moral

(1) Movies stay in movies, they dont work anywhere else

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(with a quote from Rove)

(for more on this topic, scroll down and read, Highschool Celebrites. Another rant by me )

The Obsession of Celebrities

Everyday in the news, in magazines and so forth we always see or hear about the news of people getting a picture or video of a celebrity doing something. Most of the time, that something is completely normal yet people still read about it.

EVERYDAY pretty much we get a “celebrity sighting”, this is why magazines stay alive. Wait so being famous and getting watched/seen by millions over the world is not enough we gotta get pictures and videos of them doing normal things. I mean I have seen countless videos and pictures on the news on a celebrity that has entered a house, left a house, entered a car, left a car, sitting down, having a rest, alot of normal things that we do. WTF, yeah everyday people do those things but you don’t get hounded by random people holding cameras wanting to make a quick buck. But if you are a celebrity doing normal things ISN’T NORMAL? Then they put those stories in the news, videos or pictures of reporting sightings of celebrities. THEY BELONG IN THOSE TRASHY MAGAZINES THAT ONLY LAZY B**CHES READ, not alongside a news bulletin where 100 people died in a tragic bomb explosion.

I mean just today the recent baby of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been madly chased ever sinced they arrived in Australia (I know this thanks to EVERY FREAKING NEWS CHANNEL), and they had a video of Nicole holding the baby, it lasted about 2 or 3 seconds with like a glimpse of the baby for a second, Channel NIne slow-moed it so that we can see it… WTF ITS A FREAKING BABY LET IT BE! I mean okay, I understand these people go for it for the money but seriously this is just desperate, 1 second of baby part of a 3 second video right.

Now back to those normal moments I mentioned before, celebrities lieing down or sitting down drinking at a cafe. People take a photo of it and magazines buy them to place them in their articles, but wait THERE IS NO STORY, “So and so was CAUGHT at a cafe DRINKING”. NO SHIT, writers take photos of normal situations and somehow write something that b**ches about them, like a model drinking a milkshake or some shit I dunno.

And i hate how everyone loves these dumbasses, yet they drive into trees, take drugs and kill themselves. Why are these people our supposed role models? I mean– THEY LIE INFRONT OF CAMERAS!!!! WOW!!! OMG!!! We idolise these idiots insdead of the cops and firemen that risk their lives for us. Wed rather love and adore these idiots rather than congratulate a man/woman who’s just undertook years of study and preperation just to be able to save a sick person.

I think, sometimes, the only people dumber than wild celebrities, are people that idolise them…

TV Ads

The Keno ad’s idea is that with Keno its always fun and unpredictable, with many situations where a person dressed in a large ball (a part of the game Keno) (the ball) saves the day. One of the situations was guy who bought food and drinks… AND didn’t have the money to pay for it! So the Keno ball guy pays for it.

Now first of all… WHY THE HELL would you buy food KNOWING that you don’t have the money to pay for it. If anyone responds to this by saying “Oh, its just an ad.”, I will explode. There are some stupid things in ads that are shown but this is just completely RETARDED. That ad had to have good actors, I mean the waiter came over with a tray full of drinks and food, the guy looks happy but then… Ohhh… he starts patting down his body for a WALLET (WTF) and starts making a “Oh God… I forgot about that” FACE.

Now there is an ad for Vegeta food stock or something, where a “real chef” starts promoting the product. He starts going on about all this crap about how good it is as usual, until he said “Flavour is the most important part of food.”

NO SHIT DUMB ASS, gawd I wonder where that idea came from, obviously the way he said it though is like he was saying the most insightful and intelligent words in the history of man (or food). No mate, that was completely stupid.