There are so many famous lines from movies that people repeat over and over and lets face it, aren’t so good. I mean whats so funny or memorable about – ‘I’ll be back’? Here are some funny lines that not many people know, but are either really good, or really funny.
“You know, Bob, I’ve been thinking about all the times that you’ve manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can’t help but recall that children’s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end — gosh, I’m sure you remember what happened, Bob — the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine’s calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It’s a…disturbing children’s book, Bob, I know, but it’s one that stuck with me, nonetheless” ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
The night is darkest just before before the dawn, and I promise you, the dawn is coming ~ The Dark Knight
Does it look like i have a plan? Im just a dog chasing cars – i wouldnt know what to do if a caught one! ~ the Joker, Dark Knight
Heroes-they either die heroes, or they live long enough to see themselves turned into a villain ~ Harvey Dent, The Dark Knigh
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Its not about what right! Its about whats FAIR ~ 2face – The Dark Knight
[Mobster] Oh the things this city used to believe in….
What to you believe in, huh?
WHAT DO YOU BELIVE IN
[Joker] I believe, that what doesnt kill you, simply makes you…stranger
(Laughs) You have NOTHING, nothing to threaten me with – nothing to do, with all your strength… ~ the Joker, The Dark Knight
If your good at something never do it for free ~ The Joker, The Dark Knight
“In case you were wondering, it says, “If you can read this, you’re standing too close.” ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
[ Dr Cox ] Why isnt this working?!
[Leverne] You know the drill. If it barely works, it wont get replaced
[Dr Cox] that explains why your ass is still on the payroll. Ohhh somebody stop me!!!
“Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school, and then train her to do this procedure in the time it’s taking you to finish.” ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
You cant kill me – Im already dead ~ Dracula, Van Helsing
Life, will find a way ~ Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
You were so intent on finding out whether or not you could you didn’t stop to think whether or not you should! ~ Ian Malcolm,
Jurassic Park
“The scientific power you have, you stood on the shoulders of others and took the next step. you didnt require any disepline to attain it and therfore dont take responisbilty. I karate master must train years to aquire his skill, and is responsible for how he uses it. A killer even must go though ordeals to achieve his goals, and takes responsiblity. You however…” ~ Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever witnessed, yet you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun. ~ Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Man-He Should sue you!
Hancock-And you should sue McDonalds cos the clearly @#$%ed you up
Thank you, you’ve taught me to kill again, you’ve given me a reason to live ~ Hot Shots II
[Dexter] I run from no man….
[Topper] But you have to!
[Dexter] No no, i cant walk… They’ve tied my shoelaces together…
[Topper] A Knot! … The bastards! Hot Shots II
Now I will kill you untill you die of it! ~ Hot Shots II
Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot! ~ Hot Shots II
Im not saying i trust you, and im not saying i dont, but i dont ~ Hot Shots II
You two have each other, enjoy that. Don’t worry about me ill have my memories-though you cant throw a Frisbee to memories, can you ~ ‘My Family’
[sneezes] … Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit. ~ IRobot
And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. ~ John Hammond, Lost World
Santa: [Swears at boy for several minutes]
Boy: [pauses]Want me to fix you up some sandwiches?
Santa: Yeah, you do that ~ Bad Santa
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away. ~ Hitch
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. ~ Hitch
Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom. ~ Hitch
begin each day as if it were on purpose. ~ Hitch
Albert is holding a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts]
Hitch: What you got there?
Albert: This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn’t hurt so much.
There is more to life than to watch other people live it. ~ Hitch
I’m gonna go ahead and do this just as slowly as possible so you don’t misunderstand:
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo. ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
Oh, yeah, I was actually just planning on doing that…never. ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
And this is a fact — you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn’cha! ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
Yeah, I make it a point to never enter a shrink’s office unless I’m planning on grossly overpaying somebody for telling me something that I already know. ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
I swear to God, if one more annoying thing comes my way, please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air out of your head and inject it right into my veins! ~ Dr Cox, Scrubs
Turk: you are not as cool as you think you are
Dr Cox: And you are?
Turk: I’m black, God knew my people would go through struggles so he gave us a lifetime of cool to compensate. Just like he knew white people would be rhythmically challenged and he gave you all this dance… (Dances awkwardly)
Dr. Cox: You’re black? ‘Cause last I checked you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy and these are all characteristics of white guys. Please understand, I’m a huge supporter of the NAACP. If you’re don’t know what that stands for, it’s the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the ‘colored people’ to ‘African Americans’ but then of course it wouldn’t be the NAACP it’d be the N quad A or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression but actually brings me back to my original point…do I think you’re black? Naaaaaaaaa!
[Max] my teacher says that real beauty is on the inside…
[Fletcher] thats just something ugly people say…. Liar Liar
Just beacuse you bought it doesnt make it true… Fletcher, Liar Liar
[fat guy] Hey man, whats up?
[Fletcher] YOUR CHOLESTEROL FATTY!!!! Liar Liar
[Man] Fletcher! Hows it hangin’?
[Fletcher] Small, shriveled, and always to the left… Liar Liar
Nice Job – Turns out your mind is just as sharp as your nose!!! ~ Dr Cox
Dont put sugar on bull and call it candy ~ Michael Weston, Burn Notice
Spend a few years as a covert operative and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover… I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit. ~ Michael Weston, Burn Notice
When you’re being watched, what you need is contrast. A background that will make the surveillance stand out. An FBI field office is full of guys in their forties. At most South Beach business hotels, it would be tough to tell which middle-aged white guy was watching you. So you stay in the place where everyone is a Jell-O shot away from alcohol poisoning. If you see someone who can walk a straight line, that’s the Fed. ~ Micheal Weston, Burn Notice
It doesn’t matter how much training you have; a broken rib is a broken rib. ~ Michael Weston
[Points at man] Does that shirt come in men’s? ~ Michael Weston
I’ll Know if you move, because, I, have the EARS, of a SNAKE!!! ~ Jingle all the way
[Dentist]Nice meeting you Mr …uh…Bedwetter
[taxi driver] (angrily) Its bedwèttèr!!!
I love being Hairy. To save water, intsead of having a shower, i just vacuum myself ~ Ryan Shelton
I love the little pictures on toilet paper. I hope the artist dosnt take it too seriously when i wipe my shithole with it. ~
Peter Helliar
I love diet pills. On day your fat, the next day your fat with no money. ~ Dave Hughs
I love how men are haveing babies now. Whats next? Women having jobs? ~Dave Hughs
I love Brittney Spears. Sure she cant sing, dance or even drive, but she can stand on her hind legs, and thats, pretty
awesome! ~Carrie Bidmore
I love thinking about my first kiss – its gonna be so awesome! ~Ryan Shelton
[Ben] Dont you think Roger could be gay?
(Roger walks in through kitchen)[Roger] Hi!! I hope you guys dont mind me coming in through the back?
[Ben] Im not saying anything… ~MyFamily
Sometimes, it shouldnt, but it does. Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David, it just that no-one tells that story… ~ Mr Futch
Romeo: I had a dream last night
Mercutio: As did I
Romeo: What was yours?
Mertutio: That dreamers often lie Romeo + Juliet
If love be rough with you, be rough with love. ~ Mercutio Romeo + Juliet
It seems we’ve reached an age where life stops giving us things, and starts taking them away… ~Indiana Jones IV
(Guy walks in wearing shirt that says ‘FBI’)
Father: Do you wear have a shirt that says UNDERCOVER as well?
[Marshal] He’s handsome and jerk just enough so you think you can change him ~ How i met ur mother
And remember: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall – nobody really had a clue what he was doing up there in the first
place… ~ Pestachio, The Master of Disguise
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Last updated on the [02/4/09]
