News Fails – yet again

I have taken a shot at the news many times, complaining about the shit actually qualifying as news, but now i take a shot at the fact at how they manage to add the totally unneccassary and get away with it. It’s happens almost everyday. Have you ever noticed, that when they do a report about someone getting into trouble, or getting attacked, they show a zoomed in photo of the persons face (which takes up most of the screen) and then they BLUR the photo. Great, we are seeing a blur for news, for 5 seconds a day. I want my five seconds back!!!.

This whole thing caught my attention when the news said this: Malcolm Turnbul has said that Tony Abotts claim that cut emissions at a low cost was: bullshit. The word bullshit however was bleeped out, but the quote was on the screen in text, however and then BULLSHIT in quotations, filled the screen. What was the point of that?! What you spared the two year olds who cant yet read, but were for some reason watching the news? Thanks. I’m sure they appreciated that.
But, it could have been deliberate. For people who work at listen to the news, I bet they were like ‘OOHH he said what?’ They focus on the news and read the word bullshit, realizing nothing important was done…

News Headlines

Its been a while since ive well…ranted? and there hasnt been much to rant about. Plenty to hate, nothing to rant about. Honestly, i left this site behind, considered it done…untill-i watched the news!!!! ANd honestly, those guys will to anything just to complete their time slot. They will load it with the biggest crap till the time ends. I mean, unless theres another 9/11 or something, theres no point watching the news past the first 15 minutes. And i dont mean shit as in random hollywood gossip, which, still, really shit, but at least that means someithing to those randoms who actually read gossip. I mean pointless, stupid, some idiot thought of while onthe toilet seat.

On the Chasers, this has been mentioned, and they pointed out the headlines: Unemployed women WANTS to have ten babies (wtf – i want throw another shoe at bush! ARREST ME) Senior womans dog kicked out of bingo ( omg – the half an hour togther theyve missed!!) but yesterday, i saw the biggest piece of shit of a report, and my mum said the sitcoms i watched were a waste of time…

‘The Beards are Back!!’ was the headline. It said that because hugh jackman, cloony, and brad pitt had beards, all of a sudden all aussie men had beards. They asked a woman ‘important to the world of gossip’ (dumbasses) on her opion and she said beards were a sexy turn on. Then they asked the public whether they thought beards were ‘sexy’. One out of many asked said yes. Then they asked many men and women on whether or not ‘beards were back’, and everybody said no.

So to conclude, the report was about how beards had suddenly become so popular and sexy, and at the end of the report the conclusion was drawn that they were neither back or sexy.

1st of all, who the hell gives half a crap on whether or not some OTHER people are giving their opinion on beards. What it really comes down to in the end is what U think.

 

Dumbasses…