News Headlines 2 – Gay Penguin

Now,  i’ve mentioned something about news headlines getting desperate, but what i didn’t know at the time was how much people love these bullshit reports. On the ABC site, i was reading news headlines, and under Most Popular, was a headline titled: Gay Penguin Has Change Of  Heart. What the @#$% is that?? Freaking hell, the report was about a couple of gay penguins who had been together for 5 years, apparantly breaking up cos one of em ‘nested with widow neighbur.’ But listen to what the comments are about ‘Linda,’ the female penguin who ruined the happiness:

The development has sparked a variety of reactions in the blogosphere, where Linda has been called a “home wrecker” who “lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt”.

What the hell??? They’re PENGUINS, not frigging desperate housewives! But listen to peoples comments on the abandoned gay penguin, Pepper.

John, writing on The Frigging Loon blog, said he was “heartbroken” about the split and that he hopes Pepper “finds another male penguin that is 10 times hotter than Harry!”.

Now seriously, what the hell is happening to news? A bomb just went of in a mall – 9 were killed, and ABC is talking about a gay penguin. Now I know bullshit articles will appear from time to time, but what the hell was this doing under Most Popular?

 

 

Quotes from article on: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/19/2629864.htm

News Headlines

Its been a while since ive well…ranted? and there hasnt been much to rant about. Plenty to hate, nothing to rant about. Honestly, i left this site behind, considered it done…untill-i watched the news!!!! ANd honestly, those guys will to anything just to complete their time slot. They will load it with the biggest crap till the time ends. I mean, unless theres another 9/11 or something, theres no point watching the news past the first 15 minutes. And i dont mean shit as in random hollywood gossip, which, still, really shit, but at least that means someithing to those randoms who actually read gossip. I mean pointless, stupid, some idiot thought of while onthe toilet seat.

On the Chasers, this has been mentioned, and they pointed out the headlines: Unemployed women WANTS to have ten babies (wtf – i want throw another shoe at bush! ARREST ME) Senior womans dog kicked out of bingo ( omg – the half an hour togther theyve missed!!) but yesterday, i saw the biggest piece of shit of a report, and my mum said the sitcoms i watched were a waste of time…

‘The Beards are Back!!’ was the headline. It said that because hugh jackman, cloony, and brad pitt had beards, all of a sudden all aussie men had beards. They asked a woman ‘important to the world of gossip’ (dumbasses) on her opion and she said beards were a sexy turn on. Then they asked the public whether they thought beards were ‘sexy’. One out of many asked said yes. Then they asked many men and women on whether or not ‘beards were back’, and everybody said no.

So to conclude, the report was about how beards had suddenly become so popular and sexy, and at the end of the report the conclusion was drawn that they were neither back or sexy.

1st of all, who the hell gives half a crap on whether or not some OTHER people are giving their opinion on beards. What it really comes down to in the end is what U think.

 

Dumbasses…