Everyone loves to see someone else get humiliated. Sometimes we want revenge, and love it even more. And pranks/practical jokes are the best way to humiliaite. Though sometimes, people arent very good at pulling pranks and heres the place to be for improvement.
The number one rule to pulling a prank is well – be able to bullshit. Make up a belivable story and stick with it no matter what. Keep changing the story and the gig is up. Sometimes making a story just a teeny bit unbelivable makes it seem more belivable cos some people think that the perfect story is TOO perfect and its fake – and it usuallly is…
Rule number 2 is dont do something TOO cruel – coz the victem isnt going to rest until they find who did it. And when they do…its war
And thats basically it. Here are a few pranks that are hilarious but wont get you into much trouble (some require a few lies):
1. Rub a pepper/chilli on a doorknob you know your victem will touch (eg their room) When they open the door, nothing happens – until they touch their eyes. (If you see theyre about to wash their hands, then to make them touch their eyes you can say theres an eyelash on their eyes – or show them something wrong, scary or gruesome untill they try to cover their eyes etc) Or if you want, and the doorknob is the round type that you twist – rub it with vasaline and make it almost impossible to turn.
2. Go to (preferably a girl) and ask/bet them if they can make their elbows meet behind their back.This looks hilarious – specially if they make frequent attempts. (if you dont get it – try infront of a mirror)
3. Get a long rope and tell your friend you are measuring something and require their assitance. Tell them to hold one end of the rope and take the other end around a corner. Then tell someone else to hold the other end. See how long it takes them to figure out whats going on.
4. When your victem is sun-bathing or trying to tan, wait until they leave, move their towel and dig a hole. Place the towel ontop and wait until they try to lie down again…
5. Get a plain chocolate bar – a solid bar of just plain chocolate and drop it in a swimming pool. Allow it to melt a little and it begins to look like a peice of shit. For more laughs, while people are looking and pointing, pick it up and take a bite.
6. Buy a life-like baby doll and put it on the roof of your car. Put earphones in your ears and ignore the people yelling STOP STOP (i recomend this to people who can actually drive)
7. Buy one of those universal remotes that can change the channel on any TV. Walk into a store that has hundreds of tvs thats display movies and shit. Change the channels of the TVs without anyone noticing. Extra laughs come when its a TV that is meant to distract little kids while their parents shop.
8. Fill a bucket with water and one with confetti. Walk towards your friend with both buckets. Allow some of the water to spill to show that one at least has water. Then walk up to them and pour the confetti on them. Theyll be expecting water…reactions are pretty funny.
9. Get a glass and fill it with water, perfectly to the top. Place a card over it and flip it over wihout any water spilling. Slide the card out from underneath and make it look like your waiting for the galss to dry. Ask your friend to lift it up and check if its dry yet.
10. Stare at someone you know likes you, with a really dreamy look on your face. Keep going a few seconds after the notice then say something like: “What you looking at ugly” or “Sorry you have this thing or your face, its funny” or if you want to be cruel: “Huh, what. Oh i was looking at this really hot chick/guy behind you….”
11. Cut out a piece of black tape the same size as the sensor on your TV. Put it ON the sensor of your TV. Watch something you know your siblings hate and watch them try to figure out how to change the channel. (in the end they will end up changing it manually)
12. Fill a glass with water and hold it up agianst the roof(use a chair or something) Tell your friend to help you with your ‘science experiment’ by using the end of a broom to hold the glass in place. If/when he/she agrees, get down, take away the chair and leave him to figure out how to move without drenching evrthing with water.
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