What Has The World Come To?

What has the world come to? I mean look at the people, everyones either several sizes to big or too small. The people that care about what they look like have gone too far, because female models make it out that once you’re the size of a sign post, the men will drop dead. Good god, how wrong they can be…

And the others have been surrounded by all this ‘healthy food’ that will kill you once it hits your mouth. And theyre everywhere. And theyre so cheap. Why is it that healthy food costs more than the shit from McDonalds and KFC?!

But that’s not what I want to write about.

I mean everyone knows that guys are great at maths, an girls are great at litracy, right? WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

Todays view on sexism is full of shit. I mean, everyones saying its against the rules to discriminate because of gender, and everyone is equal, but when it coms down to showing you whats really happening, its not equal at all?

How is it that if you go to a wedding, the men all are wearing the exact same thing, and the women have all these dresses, different colours sizes, shapes. But the men are all In black and white.

How is it that women can wear clothes that look exactly like mens clothes and be normal, whereas if a man wears a dress, hell be, well, and idiot?!

How come Girls can be tomboys and be straight, but boys cant be, ahhh, tom…girls… without being gay? How is it that ’guy music’, can be openly liked by gilrs, whereas, when guys listen to ‘girl music’ they are put to shame.

But Im not saying that girls aren’t discriminated either

I mean, why is it so special when a girl plays sport? I mean, it was on the news a little while ago, that some district had made a ‘girl rugby team’!!!! OHHH WOW – NO- the girls wanna play footy, big deal. And who says guys like the ‘poshy’ ones? Man, most of us wanna shoot them…

Now this is one thing a lot of girls have probably asked their parents millions of times. I might not really care about this topic but a lot of people do (guys and girls), why is it that parents are more protective when it comes to girls dating. Like the girl is pressured into not being allowed to date until NEVER (for some reason) and when the girl asks ‘what about him (her brother or someshit) The parents probably thing “nah @#$% him…

Why?

Im guessing its because guys cant get pregnant-but who am I to guess—or care?

But anyways, what do you find unfair?

PS if I got any of the girl points wrong-don’t balme me- I don’t know much about the opposite sex….

What Has The World Come To Prt 2

What has the world come to… Honestly. Justice is shit – if someone breaks into your house and falls on a knife, he can sue you, and win. Emotion has become illegal – Its against the law to become an emo in Russia. But we’ve always had Christmas to cheer us up, with the presents, and the love and Santa. But was it all a lie?! Was Santa some pornographic asshole this whole time?

 

According to the department of (something to do wit children in public) in the USA, Santa might be banned from saying his jolly ho ho ho, because ho, sounds like hoe, which means slut, and this rule might become an Australian one. But honestly, don’t you think you oughta change the name of the garden tool, hoe, in case a 3 year old starts paying it for S*X!

I mean seriously, theyre replacing it with hahaha. Now picture this scenario:

A boy sits on Santa’s lap and is asked what he wants for Christmas. The boy says a train set. Then Santa burst out laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA – sure kid, ill see what I can do HAHAHAHAHAHA

The poor kid will be put down. HES BEING LAUGHED AT!!!!

My god, I mean, any kid old enough to know what a hoe is, probably wont be sitting on Santas lap without the presence of someone younger, an anyone young enough to still believe in Santa wont have any clue what a hoe is other that a sound a fat guy in a red suit is gonna make when you sit on him! An if by chance theres a little kid out there who knows what a hoe is, believes in Santa, and is younger than 7, hes had problems from the start to begin with.

 

But if you have to target Santa for something- youd think the government would target the fact that Santa is overweight! I mean, The USA and Australia are the 2 fattest countries in the world. Both having almost a third of their population overweight. And yet theyd choose to pick on the way the fatman laughs!!!! They don’t seem to have any problem at all with the fact that the man goes all around the world in one night but somehow GAINS weight!!! Someone should leave this man a SALAD!!! NOT MILK AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! GO ON A DIET, OR YOULL NEED A NEW SUIT!!!

OR MAYBE EVEN SEVERAL NEW REINDEER!!!!!!!!

I mean the guy shouldve realized he was fat after he noticed he weighed more than THE SACK OF THE ENTIRE WORLDS PRESENTS!!!!

I doubt the man will find any ho ho hos at the rate hes going!!!!

[Inspired and with quotes from Hamish Blake and Andy Lee]